|Season 1, Episode 12|
|Air date||July 5, 2010|
|Written by||Ryan Levin|
|Directed by||Shelley Jensen|
A number of unfortunate events occur delaying Iron Weasel from performing at a huge concert including, Ash begin stuck in a pickle costume, the band van breaking down on the highway and a pregnant woman named Iris, claiming to be Iron Weasel's biggest fan, picking them up and offering to drop them off at the concert who then goes into labor, and Derek helping to deliver the baby. Burger constantly knocks himself out throughout the trip due to his hand stuck in a vase, which allows the band to be given a ride to the concert by the ambulance. Despite missing the concert, the band play their new song for Iris and her new baby, who Derek names "Derek Junior" since he was the one who delivered the baby.
- Derek: Why you not out of your costume?
- Ash: The zippers stuck, I tried to free myself, but this is one snuck pickie.
- Tripp: I'll get some scissors and cut you out.
- Ash: No! This was my great, great grandfather's pickle costume. He wore it at the Battle of Gettysburg.
(an old war photo is seen)
Ash's Great Great Grandfather's voice-over: My dearest Martha. The war drags on and I begin to question my choice in uniform, as the pickle costume continues to draw the fire of rebel sharp shooters.
- (the band van breaks down)
Tripp: We're supposed to be on stage in an hour!
Ash: Don't worry. I did this last time I drove and I know exactly what to do.
Ash: Push it back into the driveway, sneak into the house, and go to sleep safe and acknowledge that nobody will ever know what you did to the van...as long as you keep your mouth shut. (Derek and Tripp look angry at him)
- Iron Weasel song(s) featured:
"Rock Hard Or Go Home".
- We learn that Ash's great, great grandfather fought in the Battle of Gettysburg during the Civil War.